Debt Is Not the Enemy

I cannot stand scare pieces about the national debt. Instead of educating people they largely seek to scare them with big numbers and piss poor economic analysis. They're ignorance and fear masquerading as responsible, somber thought which need to be dismissed at every opportunity. 

Now that we have a new president, there's been a rash of these pieces lately. Business Insider has one, so does Forbes. For an illustrative example, we'll focus on ProPublica's story about the national debt under the Trump administration. The gist of the article is that Trump insisted he would pay down all of the then $19 trillion debt over the course of eight years. Instead, he increased it by almost $7.8 trillion, which will squeeze our budget for years to come.

All that sounds terrible, right? The idea that we're almost $28 trillion in debt sounds catastrophic when $2,000 in unpaid medical bills could prevent you from getting a place to live or buying a car. But do me a favor, go read that article, come back, then tell me who, exactly, lent us all that money.

Having trouble? It isn't your fault. The article is deliberately vague about just who the United States owes such a massive debt to. Which is odd, considering the supposed point of the piece is to give people a clearer understanding of why the debt increase is a problem. The closest the article gets is mentioning that interest payments on our debt remain low because the Federal Reserve is purposefully keeping rates low. 

Why is that detail important, though? Does the Federal Reserve lend the government money? 

Well, no. 

What happens is the Treasury department issues Treasury bonds, which the Federal Reserve buys, depositing the money into the Treasury's account, and that's the birds and the bees of how money gets made. So what does that have to do with debt? Well, the Fed is part of the government but technically not. It's sort of its own independent thing that exists outside any of the three branches of government but operates with their authorization. 

All this adds up to the fact that when the Fed buys those Treasury bonds, it goes down as an asset on their balance sheet but as a debt on the Treasury's. One man's asset is another's obligation, and all that. The interest rate thing comes into play because the Fed sets the baseline interest rate that everyone uses for mortgages or whatever other loan you can think of. It also means they set the rates for government bonds and debt services, including the bonds they buy from the federal government.

Looping back around, this means all the concern about the debt is getting the vapors over how much money the government owes to itself. When you see that, it suddenly gets much harder to understand what the big fucking deal is. 

 

To be fair, the article is thorough in that it remembers to throw in a bunch of scary sounding statistics about the deficit, too. 

 

We're given all kinds of terrible sounding news about how Trump's tax cuts blew a hole in federal revenue which that our ability to pay back our ever increasing debt is hamstrung by the fact that 62% of our budget is tied to mandatory payments for programs like Medicare and Social Security.

 

This is as good a time as any to point out that federal deficits aren't a bad thing. We think of them as inherently terrible because we associate them with our own finances and figure that if we spend more than we earned for too long, eventually the creditors will descend like locusts to strip us of everything we have. 

 

Except, the government isn't a family. Or a business. Insisting that we perceive the government solely through those lenses is a failure of imagination which hobbles our ambitions.

So if the deficit isn't a signal that we're hemorrhaging money, what does it tell us? In short, the deficit is the amount of money the government leaves in the economy. For example, if the government spends $200 for a service, then taxes back $80, it's leaving $120 in the economy to circulate. It goes down as a shortfall on the government's budget, but that $120 is real money burning a hole in someone's pocket. If the government had a balanced budget any economic activity generated from government spending would be negated. Everything it spent would just be taxed right back, canceling everything out. A surplus is even worse because that means the government is extracting value from the economy rather than adding to it.

That's not to say that all deficit's are desirable. Tax cuts for the rich, for example, are bad not because they lower government revenue, but because it transfers more money to the already absurdly wealthy. By leaving literally billions of dollars in the savings and investment accounts of wealthy individuals and companies, the government is essentially leaving that money to rot. There's no way any one person or entity can use the ridiculous surpluses of cash they have on hand which makes that money effectively worthless because it's not circulating or doing anything except generating interest payments.

For deficits to be effective, they have to come through the government spending money on projects that increase employment or give money to people directly, or both. 

Governments are vehicles for wealth redistribution and deficits are one of the mechanisms it uses to accomplish that. It's good policy to pry that money out of the hands of the ultra rich because all they really do with it is tax avoidance and money laundering. 

 

Letting 90% of the wealth concentrate at the very top .01 percentile does more harm, fiscally, socially, and economically, than a deficit ever will, but you wouldn't really know that. Questioning the validity of private wealth is out of bounds here, a sign of moral and mental corruption if not outright failure. 

We all know something's wrong with this country. At this point, that's undeniable. Doing something about it means spending the money to change everything from the ground up and haul our backward asses into the 21st century. But if we do that, then the power dynamics of the country change, which means the rich and powerful aren't as rich or powerful as they could be. So we're stuck with these idiotic, incoherent pieces that do everything they can to convince you that government debt and deficits will bring about inescapable ruin. 

And yet, the sky never falls. We should take the lesson in that and maybe, just maybe, finally learn we don't have to be afraid all the time.

It's Lies and Liars

The desire to put Trump behind us as January 20th draws closer is approaching something tangible. Already there are multiple retrospectives about his presidency, the impact he had on America, questioning whether we can knit back together what he so clumsily sundered. 

To be honest, I'm not really interested in many of them. After five years, I don' trust anyone who still thinks that Trump is something that happened to America and isn't a representation of what America is.

Let's focus on what many called the most insidious aspect of Trump's presidency- his lies. Surely, there are presidents or people who could match his pace. It seemed like everyday Trump would overwhelm the news cycle with at least six impossible lies before breakfast then move on to entirely new, even contradictory lies in the afternoon. The media never got a handle on this, always seemingly caught flat-footed by the pace and flexibility of Trump's mendacity. They never quite caught on to the fact that Trump wasn't lying to advance anything grander beside making himself look good. Reporter's, pundits, every one kept waiting for the usual script of "Politician lies to support their agenda, gets caught, acts contrite, then moves on to new tactic to accomplish the same," to assert itself, never quite wising up to the fact that the more his lies were exposed, the greater the existential panic in Trump's mind grew, necessitating an even grander lie to square that dissonant circle.

Trump's biggest weakness is that he doesn't know how to play off a loss. He has to be the winner, has to be the best, in everything all the time, no matter what. That pathetic desperation is what did him in more than anything else right from the start. Instead of playing off the fact that his inauguration crowd was smaller than Obama's by saying that these were the true patriots, real Americans who fulfilled the promise of the founders, citizens who walked the narrow way of freedom, their smaller number a testament that they were swayed onto the easier, wider path of multiculturalism. Sure, fascist overtones are positively dripping from those sentiments, but that never stopped Trump before. Point is, he could've played up the near religious devotion into even higher pathological levels of worship past what they his supporters are already giving him and encased himself in near unassailable political positioning but, instead, chose to use an overhead shot of Obama's inauguration crowd that took five seconds of reverse image searching to confirm. Instead of spending his first week in office basking in the glow of his victory, he was embarrassing himself by pretending he didn't steal the accolades of the Black president who made him feel so inferior.

One of the biggest questions surrounding Trump's supporters is "How could they accept all the lies?" For one, they've been conditioned to by decades of Fox News and radio personalities like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck who built their entire industry over lying to their audience. For another, everything else about their lives has been built on lies in some way, what makes the presidency so different?

Consider, Purdue Pharma actively paid doctors and generated studies to lie about the addiction risks of Oxycontin. The company even plead guilty in court to this in 2019. But it's going bankrupt, none of the executives are going to jail and the Sackler family already set up another pharmaceutical company to keep peddling their wonder drug. Meanwhile, all the addicts they created are now dying in record numbers shooting up heroin. 

You can do this all day, too. Exxon-Mobile knew that the fossil fuel industry was creating a climate crisis then spent decades setting up a network of think tanks and public intellectuals whose sole purpose was to lie about and obscure this fact. Goldman Sachs would bundle mortgages they knew would fail into complex derivative packages, lie about their worth to investors, then turn around and bet against those very same bundles, waiting to cash in on their inevitable failure. Let's not forget the efforts from the tobacco industry do deny their products link to cancer and emphysema, or the lead industry lying about the toxicity of their product. Oh, right, the Radium Girls- women who got cancer after being told to put their radium-infused paint in their mouths to "point" their brushes- also deserve a special mention.

And oh do things just go on. The officers who murdered Breonna Taylor lied about their evidence to obtain a search warrant, police lie so much on the stand in trial that defense attorney's invented the term testilying as shorthand, not to mention the staggering amount of overturned death penalty cases were police and prosecutors lied through their teeth about the defendant's guilt.The military lied about the Gulf of Tonkin incident that escalated the Vietnam War, Nixon lied about sabotaging peace talks for the same war so he could become president, Regan lied about the Iran-Contra and the CIA's facilitating the crack epidemic. We lied about torturing people, WMD's, NSA surveillance, lead in water pipes, COINTELPRO, among so many others. 

Point is, we can't complain about Trump being a liar when our entire society is built around the manufacture and maintenance of lies.

Is it really surprising then, living a country where they're surrounded by lies on all sides, that Trump's faithful would throw themselves so fervently behind someone who lied about everything he spoke about? The only thing you could call out Trump for on his mendacious personality is how pathetic his lies are. But that he lies constantly, about everything, and kills people because of it? Nah man, that's American as baseball. 

"Can you believe that Trump is pardoning his cronies, his co-conspirators?!?!?!?" Yes, yes I can. If #MeToo, pedophile priests, or any of the rape scandals in the military have taught us anything, it's that powerful people stay that way because the connections and organizations they belong to actively cover up their crimes. Plus, this unprecedented abuse of power already happened when Elder Bush pardoned everyone involved in the Iran-Contra affair so they wouldn't turn states evidence against him and send him to prison. 

If truth is supposed to mean anything, then we have to tell the truth to ourselves about who we are. We need to admit that the conditions we find ourselves in now are the same that we've been in. The only difference is that the reality has become too intolerable for the lies to paper over anymore. Which, is good, it's the kick we needed to confront the lies that we've become too complacent with. But let's not kid ourselves into thinking that these are sudden developments that sprang out of extraordinary circumstances that just require us to right the ship and we'll be back on course. 

No. 

We are what we are because this is what we've chosen to become. We have to accept the responsibility of that. If we don't, we'll never come to terms with the fact that we allowed ourselves to get duped into believing that this brutal system was freedom. And if we never realize that if we have the power to accept it, then we won't see that we have the power to reject it, too.

Not All Things Are Tricks

M. Night Shyamalan is one of those film makers people love to ask "What the hell happened to you?" His breakout movies - The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs - cleaned up at the box office and were cultural events the same way Star Wars or Marvel movies are now. These days he's more punchline than anything else, a director who had one gimmick that increasingly sputtered out until his work crossed over into self-parody. You can find all manner of retrospectives of his work trying to autopsy his career and pin point the moment were things went bad. 

Interestingly, all these autopsies miss something. They all gloss over what turned out to be the canary in the coal mine, which, to be fair, I didn't even know existed until my girlfriend showed it to me. So, let's talk about The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan and how it spelled the doom of Night's career. 

The movie was a joint collaboration between Shyamalan and the Sci Fi network as a guerilla advertising campaign for Shyamalan's then upcoming release, The Village. It was played off as a behind the scenes documentary, but the entire thing was scripted, which generated some controversy at the time given the claims the film makes, but we'll get into that a little later. 

For now, I want to focus on what I think is the most unintentionally telling moments in the movie. In his first interview with the documentary crew, Shyamalan says that his goal is to make movies that connect in some unusual way; if they don't, then they're "just" a movie. The second comes when he's explaining his admiration for Alfred Hitchcock, specifically that he was a filmmaker who you could always see pulling the strings of his films stories. 

What these moments reveal is the pressure an artist places on themselves to live up to their own reputation. It may be hard to remember now, but the twists of Shyamalan's movies were talked about and dissected all the time. You couldn't talk about his films without talking about the secret, the inevitable reversal of what we thought we knew to be the story. People would look endlessly for clues or inconsistencies in his movies to see if the movie still held together once we all knew the "real" story it was telling. 

In that context, I can't fault Shyamalan for putting the twist at the center of his creative process. Everyone else was.

It's unfortunate how consumed Shyamalan became by the most inconsequential elements of his stories. It lead to situations so absurd, so nonsensical, that knowing them felt like a betrayal of the emotional investment people had leading up to the reveal. An article from the British Film Institute argued that Shyamalan's career tanked because his movies demand a childlike sense of wonder and attention in their quest to inspire deep contemplation in an era of cynicism and short attention spans. To that I would counter that when presented with things like the trees don't like us so they're making us kill ourselves or a group of people hate the modern world so much they decide to go LARPing in the woods, scorn is the only appropriate response. 

The real winner though is this documentary. It claims, with an honest-to-god straight face, that Shyamalan drowned in a lake near his childhood home. And died. For thirty-five minutes. Until he was resurrected by a spirit who gave him a preternatural ability to tell stories.

How anyone thought this was a good idea is beyond me. It's too outrageous to accept without question, there's no way the lie will survive even the slightest amount of examination, and there's no way people aren't going to feel betrayed and furious once the lie was exposed. Which is exactly what happened. 

Here again though, we see the pattern that emerged in Shyamalan's films- a baffling decision that couldn't survive any amount of scrutiny with no way to handle the fallout once it fell apart. 

The Village is a perfect example of this. Shyamalan really wants you to delve into the decision making of the town elders in creating the eponymous village. He wants you to feel the grief, the desperation that would allow them to agree to such a ridiculous idea. And, truth be told, there's a really good story in that. The problem comes with the fact that this little pocket of isolation can't exist without taking advantage of the world`it seeks to spurn. 

In order to keep prying eyes away from the town, the land it was built on was bought by one of the founding members and turned into a wildlife reserve. From there, the whole thing was declared a no-fly-zone so no one would accidentally buzz over their heads, ruining the deception. All those things can only happen because of laws and regulations that have come into existence over the last century or so. At the heart of this story is a tension that cannot be resolved. This community of grief-stricken, desperate people wants to live apart, isolated from the evils of the modern world but can only have the isolation they seek because of protections the modern world grants them. 

 

It's an unsustainable situation, waiting for the moment when their implicit relationship with the outside world is forced to be explicit by events they cannot control. Again, this is a fantastic premise with all the examination of guilt and grief that are central themes of Shyamalan's early work.

Except, none of that examination happens. The crime the elders sought to escape finds them when one of their children stabs another out of jealousy, their explicit reliance on the modern world comes out when they need medicine to save said stab victims' life.  

And then, everything works out. 

The medicine is retrieved without complication, the boy lives, and the perpetrator dies wearing one of the monster costumes which makes the lie all the more plausible. We're dropped into an untenable situation on the edge of disaster and leave it much the way we found it. 

How exhilarating.

To see how disappointing this storytelling is, let's work back to the Hitchcock quote from earlier. Yes, it's true that to say that Hitchcock was a filmmaker dedicated to pulling the strings on his stories and play his audience like puppets. But for what purpose? Take Vertigo, for example. We experience the movie squarely in James Stewart's character Scottie Ferguson's point of view. As a result, we are as disoriented as he is navigating the twists and turns as the story makes us question everything we know until it leads us to tragic conclusion. Where is the catharsis of mother son conversation from The Sixth Sense? Where is the quiet acknowledgment of the breakfast scene in Unbreakable? 

For Shyamalan's older works, the twist worked as the vehicle for the characters to find the courage to face a truth about themselves they could not accept, then move on. Both The Village and The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan rely on their twist to shock the audience into bewilderment that they live in a different world then they expected. Which, they already know. The whole point of a movie is to take people out of their normal existence; if all you give them is "You thought you were in this kind of story, but you're actually in a different one. Aren't you amazed? Aren't you astonished?" it should be no surprise that the response is "No."

Maybe I'm blowing this all out of proportion. Maybe I'm making too much out of a largely forgotten extended marketing gimmick. But if we've learned anything from a good twist it's that the thing that explains everything, that brings us into the full understanding of what's happened, is usually something tucked away in the corner, always a little blurry until we finally get a good, solid look at it.

The Things That Just Never End

The election has come and gone but because we can't ever do something and be done with it anymore, we're still hung up on its outcome. Rather than getting an idea of the landscape of the coming Biden presidency, we're stuck yet again on Trump being a toddler. 

Personally, I think there's reason to be worried but ultimately Trump will back down. To do the kind of thing he's looking to pull off he needs total control over people who have lots of guns and the political cover to use them when you've lost. You can see the personal moves at the Department of Defense as his attempt to solidify his hold over the military but having sycophants in leadership positions doesn't mean that the soldiers will follow orders. There's always going to be a contingent of soldiers who will happily go along with establishing a dictatorship, but whether there's enough to go along with Trump is something I'm rather doubtful of. 

Trump's political cover is also rapidly evaporating. It's one thing for Congressional Republicans to cast aspersions on the validity of our elections, that's just what they do, all the time. It's another thing entirely for them to put themselves in harms way for the sake of a man who clearly lost and will not pay the favor back in anyway. As far as thatgoes, Mitch McConnell did not get to where he is by sacrificing himself on the altars of lost causes. 

 

Even so, Trump is in the best possible position a losing president can be in. He's walking out of office with more votes than any Republican president has ever received, he took 93% of the party vote, and made gains with every minority group. In other words, Trump is in a position to retain near total control over the Republican party for years to come, if he bothered to realize it. But the man is so obsessively focused on his own ego that he can't see the forest for the trees. All he cares about is his image, the projection that he is a winner. He doesn't know how to translate or leverage influence into actual power, he just wants to look good on TV. Dude has the once-in-a-lifetime chance to have every future Republican candidate come crawling on their hands and knees for his favor but he's going to throw it all away because he won't be in the White House anymore. He's such a petty asshole he can't recognize the power that's right in front of him.

 

Per usual, Trump sucking all the oxygen out of the room distracts us from talking about some thing that's actually interesting. In this case, it's how, in a pandemic, depression levels of unemployment, and the most unpopular president in history, the Democrats came out of election night in a worse position than they started. 

Yes, winning the presidency is good, no argument there. But the focus on headline races obscures how hollow the victory really is. 

If every thing goes well, the Senate might be a 50-50 tie, but the party lost seats in the House and failed to take any state legislators. That last one is especially critical, arguably the most important elections on the ballot. The reason is that now that we've had a Census, it's time to redraw the district maps that make up the House of Representative and state legislature districts. So now we're in the position of having to fight uphill in gerrymandered districts to knock off well funded incumbents with a near nonexistent bench of exciting challengers.

This lack of a bench makes winning the presidency near useless. It doesn't matter if you're chief executive if you're effectively crippled in implementing your agenda. 

 

Naturally, there are questions over how Democrats could screw up such a layup of an election, again, and to the surprise of no one, they've decided that the party has just moved too far to the left. Which, honestly is too funny. Blaming Medicare for All, the Green New Deal, and Defund the Police as the rocks which the blue wave broke against is classic liberal behavior, even though all were things that Biden and most House Democrats explicitly renounced. Still, the argument goes, the mere existence of these policy positions was enough to sink moderates prospects and that is why any further progressive agenda needs to be heavily reigned in.

What must never be questioned is the message that centrists candidates are running on. We must always assume that running candidates on oil and gas platforms with no investment in renewable energy during a rapidly worsening climate crisis has no downsides. We must also assume that backing police over social protests over their rampant abuses will also lead to nothing but good outcomes. It's good politics to tell your constituents that want you to make the world a better place that their desires are stupid and unachievable.

 

There should be alarm bells going off in Democratic circles right now. They barely scraped a win against the worst president we've ever had and lost ground in all the other areas of government that matter. They're very obviously running out of ideas and strategies to remain an effective political force who can enact policies at any level of government.

 

To close on a positive note, the one good thing to come out of the Biden candidacy is that it is impossible to form a cult of personality around him. The dude is charming enough, but there's a reason he's always been passed over in all his other presidential bids. Hell, even this time he couldn't even manage to get people behind him on his own; it was only when Obama and the rest of the Democratic political machine intervened to clear out all the other centrist candidates so they wouldn't split the vote for Biden. The absence of any popular movement around Biden means that his victory can't be chalked up to anything to do with the man himself.

 

Biden only has his presidency because voters organized themselves and busted their ass to churn out communities to the polls to line up behind his sorry ass. If popular movements can organize effectively enough to get a man nobody really likes elected, then we can do the same for things that are actually worth a shit. There's a reason politicians like Obama see the ideal body politic as one who shows up on election days but spends the rest of the time disconnected gossiping over brunch- things are so much easier when you don't have to deal with the rabble getting upset over their lot in life.

 

Keep getting in trouble, keep being a nuisance, keep making their lives hell. It's the only way any of us will get anything to help  us get by, let alone thrive.

A True American Hero

Columbus day is perhaps the most American holiday we have. The 4th of July and the Super Bowl are its only real competition, sharing with them an overblown sense of mythology and self-importance of American ingenuity, creativity, and heroic conquest we're so addicted to. While Columbus Day doesn't have the same religious fervor as the the other two, it makes up for this deficit by being a complete fucking lie. 

The two big things we're told about Columbus- that he discovered America and did so against a world insisting the Earth was flat- are as real as Santa Claus. The only thing Columbus "discovered" was the island of Hispaniola- modern day Haiti and the Dominican Republic - and the fact that the Earth was round was so widely known that it was the primary reason no one was willing to back his expedition. 

Every one he asked for money looked at his calculations, saw the he was vastly underestimating the size of the Earth, then sent his sorry ass packing. The only reason Spain backed his play was that they were fresh off the Reconquista and were in the mood to do something bold with their newly minted monarchy. 

So why are we told this fairy tale of a raping slaver who was wrong about everything? In a word, practice. 

By training us to accept this incompetently constructed fake history around one person, it makes it easier for us to accept the much more thoroughly fabricated stories about our own country's founding and subsequent expansion. If we can get used to dismissing Columbus' atrocities as just "how things where done back then," it's not much of a stretch to hand wave the fact that men celebrated for their commitment to freedom owned human beings like they were animals. 

This becomes so ingrained in us that even when confronted with facts like Columbus was stripped of his governorship over the accusations of brutality against the residents of Hispaniola, they're as empty as a twinkie. Likewise, if you point out that abolitionist groups existed in the the late 18th-century, that too spatters like bugs against a windshield. 

 

In this way we become desensitized to the pile of bodies our civilization was built on. "That's just how things were back then" we say, washing the past in uncomplicated guilt to rinse out the messy reality that there were voices of dissent then, too. By doing this we remove the element of choice, that Washington having a set of dentures made from sleeve teeth or Columbus handing out captured indigenous women as sex slaves to his men were all active choices they didn't have to make. 

 

And yet, they did. Because it was comfortable for them to do so. Because they were afforded power and privilege and those they crushed under heel were not. They had the power to treat those beneath as raw material to use up as they saw fit. So they did, simple as that. 

 

We turn all those used up, discarded people into victims not of men, but of History, an unfeeling, impartial, inevitable destroyer of worlds too inferior to survive the ever changing, tumultuous tide of its advancement. This is how the extermination or enslavement of entire peoples goes from a crime to just the cost of doing business.

 

There can't be any judgment of Columbus because to judge him is to judge ourselves. The only difference in our story as a country versus Columbus was that there was never any higher authority to drag the United States in chains to so it could answer for its actions. We have always had to only answer to our own national conscience and we are, if nothing else, an extremely forgiving people when it comes to ourselves.  

 

And so, we continue to celebrate a bumbling, vicious charlatan all the while wondering how everything could go so terribly wrong.

Nothing Fails Like Success

In 218 BCE, Hannibal Barca marched his army in Spain over the Alps into Italy, launching what's now known as the Second Punic War into full gear. For the next two years, he would humiliate one Roman army after another which culminated with the Battle of Cannae in 216 BCE.

If you've ever watched any show covering battles of the ancient world on the History Channel or YouTube, you've probably heard of this battle. It's famous for Hannibal's Carthaginian army pulling off a double envelopment- basically, Hannibal's army was able to completely surround the Roman army. Out of 86,000 troops, only 15,000 made it out unscathed with almost 50,000 dead and the rest captured by the Carthaginians. 

To this day, military historians lose their shit and marvel at the tactical brilliance of this battle, one of the worst defeats ever inflicted on any Roman army, and use it as the jumping off point for alternate histories where Carthage, not Rome, becomes the sole power of the Mediterranean world.

Also, Cannae is why Hannibal loses the war.

Up until this point, Hannibal's strategy revolved around luring the Romans into battle so he could crush them with clever tactics. The Romans, arrogant honor junkies that they were, obliged him without fail. Its only after Cannae that the Romans decide that a man named Fabius Maximus may have been on to something when he said "How 'bout we don't walk into obvious traps that get us slaughtered?" Following his lead, the Roman army avoids any direct contact with Hannibal's forces. For ten years. Ten long, long years with no major battles. 

This was fatal to Hannibal's war effort. The whole point of his strategy was to show the other Italian cities that Rome wasn't as strong as they thought, that if they joined up with Hannibal, they'd be much better of then sticking with their pompous, condescending neighbors. Once the Romans stopped rushing out to die at his feet however, Hannibal had a major problem. 

See, his crossing of the Alps severely weakened his army. He didn't have the numbers or the supplies to lay siege to Rome, which meant he also didn't have the show of strength necessary to convince the Italians to throw in with him unconditionally. All the cities he turned flipped back to the Romans once Hannibal was out of sight which meant he spent years going all over Italy taking back cities he'd already won, then lost, back to his side. 

As any gamer knows, backtracking is a soul crushing endeavor that, ultimately, accomplishes nothing. With no momentum to his side, it was only a matter of time before the war slipped through Hannibal's fingers which, it did when the man who became known as Scipio Africanus beat Hannibal at the Battle of Zama in 202 BCE.

Skipping ahead a few centuries, let's meet Diocletian. In 284 CE, Diocletian was proclaimed emperor by the troops under his command after the last two self-proclaimed emperors died in battle. Now, at the time, the Roman world is going through the Crisis of the Third Century which, as you can probably tell from the name, is a great time to be alive. Civil wars, invasions, plagues, whatever flavor of catastrophe you prefer, you'll find it on offer in the 200's CE.

Being a rather industrious fellow, Diocletian decides to solve the problems that have beset his home and put right what has obviously gone wrong in the world. And then, he does. He defeats all his military rivals foreign and domestic. Once that's settled, he carves the empire into smaller districts to ensure any ambitious generals can't proclaim themselves emperor with a sizeable army at their backs like they've been doing for the last 50 years. Diocletian then divides the empire into four distinct districts ruled over by himself, his co-Emperor and two junior emperors who all pursue Diocletian's vision of unity and stability with aplomb. 

With the empire in good standing, Diocletian retired to his vegetable garden in 305 BCE. Less then twenty years later, the system of succession Diocletian so painstakingly crafted will be just as dead he is. 

When Diocletian retired, he forced his co-Emperor Maximian to step down with him. Overall, it was the smart play- Maximian served as a glorified general elevated to serve the imperial will of Diocletian wherever Diocletian couldn't be physically present. As the next five years would show, Maximian didn't have a political bone in his body, so the idea of leaving him in charge of the Empire was an invitation to disaster.

Sidebar: The cliff notes of Maximian's life from 305-310 are as follows: He helps his son Maxentius rebel in 306 after he's left out of the new tetrarchy, Maximian then betrays  Maxentius to take the reigns of power for himself. When that fails, he runs East to his son-in-law Constantine, declares himself Emperor, gets forced out of the declaration by Constantine, tries to seize power from Constantine, fails, then is forced to commit suicide to end the world suffering his foolishness any longer.

So, while leaving Maximian in charge was unacceptable, this only bred a deeper problem that Diocletian seemed incapable of understanding. When Diocletian created the tetrarchy, it was clear that while they were all relatively equal in their authority, Diocletian was more equal than all of them. Removing himself and Maximian created a power vacuum that his chosen successors would spend the next twenty years seeking to fill.

Eventually, Constantine would come out on top then establish Constantinople as the new heart of the empire, which would continue on for another 1200 years. But to Diocletian, the idea that the empire fell back under the rule of one central authority represented nothing but the failure of his life's work. 

It's hard to be too judgemental, though. Because of his reforms, the empire would survive as a unified whole until the Western half fell in 410 CE. His organization of the empire into smaller dioceses would lay the foundation the Catholic Church would use as it spread after the Roman world fell into chaos. His monetary policy would, in part, pave the way for Roman currency to regain its value which made it easier to keep soldiers in line since they were being paid in worthwhile currency again.

When your entire adult life consists of pulling off one miracle after another,  it's easy to think that the rest will just take care of itself. Everything else has worked, so why not that?

But like with Hannibal some 400ish years earlier, Diocletian didn't take into account how his success would change the world he lived in. Having four emperors during a time of crisis is fine- it means all of them have lots of problems to solve all at once all the time. But once the crises passes, all they've got to look at is each other. Who would be happy with a sliver of ultimate power when you could easily have it all?

That's the irony of the whole thing- the tetrarchy was created to stave off the civil wars that plagued the Roman world for fifty years but once the problems of the empire were handled, civil war between the tetrarchs was the only possible outcome.

To bring this closer to home, we go to 1971. Eugene Sydnor, then president of the Chamber of Commerce, commissioned a memo from his friend Lewis Powell. Powell was a corporate lawyer who worked for Philip Morris and was two months away from his nomination, and eventual appointment to, the Supreme Court. 

The result, known as either The Powell Memo or The Powell Manifesto, advocated for corporations to take a more proactive role in protecting their political interests. He suggested that the Chamber of Commerce should hire scholars to make the intellectual case for unregulated capitalism, monitor text books and TV news for unfavorable content, and to use their donations to colleges to influence those institutions to hire faculty more receptive to corporate interests. 

It's hard to overstate the consequences of this memo. All of Powell's suggestions were put in place, which led to the creation of the Heritage Foundation and the Cato Institute, among others. Combined with the creation of Fox News and conservative radio, the conservative political agenda veered hard to the right.With the addition of the evangelical right, these principles took on a millennial, religious aspect, with a dash of apocalypse if they weren't pursued.

This didn't go unnoticed across the aisle. Spurred by the humiliating defeat of George McGovern, a new wing of the Democratic party began to form with the goal of moving the party away from its socially conscience, liberal image. The election of Bill Clinton solidified the control of the Third Way Democrats which they still enjoy to this day. 

The failure of all this realignment should be obvious. With Republicans actively hostile to social welfare programs and Democrats afraid of them, when crisis strikes it leaves millions of people in the lurch. So that's why you find both parties sitting on their hands as millions of people risk losing their homes, their health insurance, or just straight up starving as the pandemic rages unopposed. 

How these failures will change us is still up in the air. But you can't have the government abandon its citizens to cruelties of their fate without repercussions. Given how far the idea that enterprise is the only real freedom we have, I don't have high hopes. You can't bind yourself to your neighbor and demand better for everyone in a country that sees solidarity as a communist plot. 

We're told that failure is more instructive than success because it forces us to confront our shortcomings. In this way, failure leads to success as we improve, evolving our methods until we find the combination we need to get what we want. 

But we're never really taught that the inverse is true, too. We never get taught that we have to adapt to the world our success creates. Instead we're taught to expect that the world will stop to bask in our glories, that one success will endlessly breed further triumphs.  

That complacency is a trap. It inevitably leads us to disaster and yet, we've never bothered to learn to avoid it. If we come out of this calamity in one piece, we should probably start. 

Give It All to the Grind

Going back to normal will kill us. 

The belief that if we just go back to the way things are then the pandemic will know it hasn't broken our spirit which will lead to this getting better... somehow is gaining traction as the pandemic stretches on into forever. 

It makes sense in its own way. Work is still largely limited but bills aren't. In July, 30% of American households couldn't pay their rent. That number will only increase now that the $600 unemployment bonus is expiring. Add in the eviction moratoriums and student loan forebearences expiring all at the same time, then you're found to have millions of people with a massive amount of expenses they won't have the income to handle. 

Which naturally brings the response "all the more reason to get back to work." Work is a sacrament in this country, the idea that maybe every aspect of our lives shouldn't be tied to our employment is blasphemy most people have a hard time accepting. So it's natural that with school coming up the push to go back to work is also increasing.

 Don't have to worry about leaving your kid alone at home if they're with their teachers, right? It's just how things are done. 

Except, going back to normal will kill us. 

Our case load is already accelerating. It took 98 days for us to get to one million cases. It took us 15 to go from three to four million, and soon we'll be clearing a million cases every ten days or less. If kids go back to school, we'll cross those barriers even faster. 

Kids are uncontrollably disgusting. They touch everything, they don't wash their hands, they pay no attention to any of that shit and there's no amount of plexiglass or deep cleaning that can make up for that. I mean, schools can barely contain the flu when it comes around- there's no world where they can contain a virus even more infectious with any degree of safety. 

So the kids will catch it. And they'll die. Then, they'll spread it to their teachers, cafeteria staff, administrators, bus drivers, crossing guards, who will all spread it amongst their families. And then they'll die.

It's impressive how self-defeating the "open everything up" idea is. By spreading the disease on purpose we drive our hospitals to capacity to the point that they send patients with low survival chances home to die. Not to mention that all the usual, mundane causes of hospitalization are still happening. But if those resources are hoovered up by covid patients then that'll lead to a cascading effect where more people die from normal health issues then usual. 

This is also the point where someone mentions the mortality rate is "only" 1%. Even if we accept that as fixed, that's still three million people. But mortality rates aren't fixed, they're the end result of all the rate of infections, hospital capacities, availability of essential treatment methods etc. etc. Here, our rate is just under 7% (6.8 rounded up, if you want to know), a number which will get worse if we open up with little to no restrictions to limit transmissions.

Which, guess what happens when a country experiences a sudden spike in their death rates?

The economy crashes. Duh.

On some level, I understand why this happening. The government is looking at millions of people losing their jobs, their homes and doing nothing about it. Worse, the government is making a dedicated effort to ensure that misery befalls as many people as possible. 

Faced with the looming disaster, people are looking for a way to feel like they're in control of their lives again. It doesn't matter how bad the decision is because if you acknowledge the situation and do what you're supposed to, you could end up homeless or broke or both within a matter of weeks. 

If you leave people to fend for themselves, they'll do so with whatever justification they can find. Whether it's the line that it doesn't effect kids (which ignores all the adults they can spread it to) or that if only has a 1% mortality rate (which, again, is wrong), all of those are surface level reasons to cover the pure survivalist panic underneath. 

All the government needs to do is pass legislation giving everyone $3,000/month minimum for the next year at least and institute a national rent and mortgage rent freeze. If we did this and dedicated our efforts into enforcing masks and social distancing, then by spring at the latest we could go back outside and eat in restaurants and have all that good consumerist bullshit back in our lives. 

Instead, the government is going to abandon us to our fate as it tries not to trip over our bodies as it goes along its business. 

But hey, sports are back. Who wants to take bets on which football team will have its first player die from covid?